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Trigger’s
TACTICAL
The hilariously irreverent bathroom-book readerfor guys that believe in God, guns, and having a good laugh!
Dear Friend,
They literally fill their head with $#i!, while taking one.
At Yankee Thunder, we love tactical and survival stuff. We want to be prepared for anything and everything… But we also enjoy good humor and an occasional dirty joke.
That’s why we created Trigger’s Tactical Toilet Reader – so you could level up your “badass-ery”, learn the skills you need to face any disaster or tactical situation....
...And learn It all while you’ve got your pants around your ankles.
And the best part…
"The whole damn thing
is packed with humor and downright fun!
"
- Phil McCrevis
... Which is important because a good belly laugh – while on the pot – should help “shake things loose” and give you a healthy bowel movement. (Too much?... Nah!)
The bathroom is a sacred place for thinking… for planning your conquests… for peace and quiet… It’s also a workshop where you can work on becoming the best version of yourself.
Trigger's bathroom reader will be one of the greatest treasures in your bathroom library.
- The craziest “temper tantrum” ever thrown by a grown-ass-gunslinger. (This epic hissy fit ended in one of the most notorious gun fights ever recorded in the wild, wild west and ended with a kill shot from over 70 yards away!)
- A recipe for how to fry worms so that they taste like bacon. You never know when you'll be in a pinch without a pig to slaughter.
- How to hold the knife like a man and not like a pansy. Learn the real truth about different knife grips – which ones you should use in a fight, and which ones will, at the very least cost you your fingers.
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3 overlooked EDC Items that every James Bond wannabe should carry with them. (Yeah, if you’re a real man, you’ll carry these)
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How to booby trap your home for real in case of a pending zombie attack (or more likely from intruders trying to take your supplies in disaster)
- CRAZY psychological tricks that’ll make you infinitely more persuasive in every area of your life... (these “mind tricks” can be used to get “your way” more often than not… They’re used by the world’s best salespeople... top advertising agencies… politicians… and the news media to “persuade” people to act a certain way. )
- Epic bathroom disasters… and the MacGyver-like maneuvers that saved the day – including one fella who jumped off a moving train!
Read what other "potty-mouthed" readers have said…
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“I don’t know what planet you guys are from, but this (bleep) is funny!
This is the most fun I’ve ever had reading on the pot.” -Semore Brown
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“I’m not a big reader but I devoured the first issue and can’t wait to get my
hands on the next one. My wife loves it too.”
-Ned Moe Paperman
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“I’m not a big reader but I
“Genius. A bathroom book for men. Funny as (beep) and interesting too. I’m literally on the edge of my seat reading this issue. Thought I should send you a thank you note.”
-Phil Erup
This small book is packed with:
- Tactical training ideas with a twist
- Survival hacks you’ve probably never heard
- Proven success skills that’ll help you become more powerful and persuasive (you’ll get an edge over your peers)
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Love advice that doesn’t suck (not the mushy, woo woo crap. Learn how to keep your man card and be a great husband at the same time)
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And the entire publication is laced with lighthearted humor and gut-busting fun — Because life's too short to be a stick in the mud.
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